31 de jan de 2009

Quotes Autolíticos



Epitáfios:

"This is the last of Earth! I am content!" - John Quincy Adams (1767 - 1848)
"Uma tumba agora basta para aquele a quem o mundo não foi suficiente." - Alexandre Magno (356 a.C. - 323 a.C.)
"That's all, folks!" - Mel Blanc (dublador do pernalonga) (1908 - 1989)
"S = k . log W" - Ludwig Boltzmann (sua fórmula para sistemas de entropia, cuja refutação na época o levou ao suicídio) (1844 - 1906)
"Don't try" - Charles Bukowski (1920 - 1994)
"Here lies a man who knew how to enlist the service of better men than himself." - Andrew Canergie (1835 - 1919)
"I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
"Life is a jest and all things show it/I thought so once and now I know it." - John Gay (1685 - 1732)
"Ele descansa em algum lugar por aqui." - Werner Heisenberg (sobre seu princípio da incerteza) (1901 - 1976)
"Excuse me, I can't stand up." - Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
"Here lies/Lester Moore/Four slugs/From a 44/No Les/No Moore". - Lester Moore (1871 - 1924)
"Is this your card?" (acima de uma carta de 3 de paus) - Penn & Teller (ainda vivos)
"Here lies the ashes of a man who had the habit of postponing everything until tomorrow. Though he bettered on his final day and really died 31st of January 1972." - Fritiof Nilsson Piraten (1895 - 1972)
"Curiosity did not kill this cat!" - Studs Terkel (1912 - 2008)
"I told you so, you damned fools" - H.G. Wells (1866 - 1946)

Últimas palavras:

"Is it not meningitis?" - Louisa May Alcott
"Wait a minute...you dick..." - Papa Alexandre IV
"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l'ai pas fait exprès." - Maria Anotnieta (depois de tropeçar no pé de seu carrasco)
"Não atrapalhe meus círculos!" - Arquimedes (para o soldado romano prestes a matá-lo sem tê-lo reconhecido)
"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel." - George Appel (antes de ser eletrocutado)
"Die, I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." - John Barrymore
"Aplaudam amigos, a comédia acabou." - Beethoven
"What is this?" - Leonard Bernstein
"I should never have swithced from Scotch to Martini." - Humphrey Bogart
"I'm going away tonight." - James Brown
"A peça acabou! Aplaudam!" - Caesar Augustus
"Et tu, brute?" - Nem precisa falar...
"Hello." - Graham Chapman
"In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first -- attempted suicide." - Christine Churbbuck (âncora suicida ao vivo)
"I'm bored." - Winston Churchill
"Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room." - Del Close
"Lady, you shot me!" - Sam Cooke
"Damn it... Don't you dare ask God to help me!" - Joan Crawford (para um empregado orando ao lado)
"Cadê meu relógio?" - Salvador Dalí
"Get the fucking nuns away from me!" - Norman Douglas
"Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life." - George Engels (logo antes de ser enforcado)
"Now why did I do that?" - General William Erskine (depois de se jogar de uma janela)
"I've never felt better." - Douglas Fairbanks
"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring." - Richard Feynman
"If you have a message for the devil, give it to me, for I'm about to meet him!" - Lavinia Fisher
"Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper: 'French Fries'!" - James French (executado na cadeira elétrica)
"I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass." - Johnny Frank Garrett
"I'd rather be fishing." - Jimmy Glass (antes de ser eletrocutado)
"Vamos deixar os romanos relaxarem depois de tanto esperar pela morte de um velho" - Aníbal Barca
"Deus vai me perdoar, é a profissão dele." - Heinrich Heine
"When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!" - David Hume
"Muito pelo contrário!" - Henrik Ibsen (respondedo ao comentário de melhoras por uma enfermeira)
"-I wish I was skiing. -Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski? -No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing." - Stan Laurel (conversando com uma enfermeira)
"Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll ever do!" - Groucho Marx
"Tomorrow, I shall no long be here." - Nostradamus (pelo menos uma dentro!)
"Yes, a bullet-proof vest." - James Rodgers (antes de ser executado por fuzilamento, quando lhe perguntaram seu último desejo)
"I can't believe, after all this time, it was a bloody banana that killed me." - Ivanka Perko (e foi mesmo!)
"Eu não contei metade do que vi." - Marco Polo
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" - Karl Marx

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